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Ericisms: Wit and Wishes
For those of you new to rodalena.com, one of the Cool Bonus Features of this blog is the Ericisms, which now have a (drumroll puh-lease…) New Featured Page for your convenience. Eric is my youngest,...
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Ericisms: Bowing the Knee and Breaking Bad
It’s highly possible that I am raising the wittiest eight-year-old alive. Judge for yourself: Eric often prays in a British accent. I think he does it to give God a laugh. Last night, he prayed the...
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Dan Dierdorf: Football Philosopher
No one states the obvious with more hilarity than football commentators. Case in point: today, Dan Dierdorf’s dizzying intellect was in rare form. I honestly don’t know how Greg Gumbel can call the...
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Rodalena Rants: Why is There No Small?
Chelly and I braved the frigid Houston temperatures yesterday (stop laughing. Stop it) to go to Target. (We needed groceries, none of which required a produce section, the meat department or an...
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Harley Takes a Meeting
I worked from home today, since we here in my Delicate Southern Climate were hobbled beneath maybe, oh, an eighth of an inch of ice on the roads, and Lord knows that’s a Sure Sign that The End Draweth...
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Ericisms: Little Ladies’ Man
Sitting in Chik-fil-A tonight, I asked Eric an innocent question: “Do you have a girlfriend, son?” You’ll never believe this, (Okay, some of you will actually…) but he proceeded to catalog them for me....
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The Workout Diary of a Scrawny Reader
So, yeah… I worked out at a gym the other day. (You’re supposed to wait until I write the funny parts before you start laughing. That’s how this works. We have A System up in here. Respect the System....
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2014 NFL Season Preparation Materials
Haul out the face paint, youngsters: it’s almost time for The Season to start. Are you ready for some football? Cuz that’s a lot of football. In preparation for the first game of the 2014/15 NFL Season...
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Pillow Talk
“You need better pillows,” my boyfriend announced out of the clear blue last weekend. “Where can we go to get some?” “Um…there’s a Marshall’s about ten minutes away,” I said, to humor him. My pillows,...
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Pillow Talk: The Stunning Conclusion
Previously, on Pillow Talk: “You need better pillows,” my boyfriend announced out of the clear blue last weekend. “Where can we go to get some?” …. ….(read the linked post above for The Full Episode)…...
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